Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Update

We are back! After a four day drive from AZ to the NYC metro area I have come to realize a few things.

#1 Besides TiVo, the GPS may be the best invention of the modern age.
#2 Texas and Oklahoma have the nicest rest areas in the country
#3 Missouri has one heck of alot of Adult Superstores

Let's discuss the GPS. Usually when Tom and I travel he drives and I navigat. The problem is I'm not very good at reading a map. All those squiggly lines don't make sense to me and we end up yelling at each other because we miss turn offs, or end up 40 miles down a road we weren't suppose to be on in the first place. The GPS eliminated essentially all arguments, it was by far one of the best investments we have ever made. If someone asked me which I would rather give up, my scriptures or my GPS, I may be tempted to say my scriptures. That's how much I love the GPS! Now that I am back in the city, it's just as helpful as it was on our journey. I found the Whole Foods with no problems, got to my Doctor appt in no time and am no longer afraid of ending up in another state because I take the wrong Turnpike. Besides, I can always down load the scriptures onto my computer, right?

About the rest areas. Usually rest areas are disgusting. The floors are sticky, the doors don't close, there's never any toilet paper because someone decided to put all of into the toilet and not flush it, and the local insects have made themselves at home. That was not the case in TX or OK. I urge you to drive through just to experience the rest stops. Clean bathrooms with granit counter tops that actually smell clean! The were well lit so you were pretty sure no one was going to jump you, and on top of all that they had a nice playground for the kids. I wish my bathroom in Jersey was as nice as the ones in TX. Granted mine is cleaner, but I sure liked the Granit.

Last but not least. What is up with Missouri! Never in my life have I seen so many Adult Superstores advertised on the highway. I may have dismissed the big billboards as advertising one giant superstore, but you could actually see the superstores from the highway so you knew they were for more than just one superstore. I'm sure all those late night travelers appreciated that they were open 24 hours, just in case they wanted to get a Missouri souvenir for friends and family. What also superised me was all the churches I saw in Missouri, I guess they wanted to Adult Superstores to have a little competition. The way I see it, unless those church doors are open 24/7 they probably aren't giving them much of a run for their money. Who knew there were so many perves in Missouri? I bet that state is glad they pushed out those puritan Mormons to make room for their Adult Superstores, I know I'd rather have one of those in my neighboor hood than one of those pushy Mormons! Obvisouly, I'm joking, Who wouldn't prefer a nice mormon to a sleazy Adult Superstore.

As a side note. Several people posted that they didn't know I was pregnant. I guess I never really announced it, it was more of a "by the way I'm having a baby" type of a thing but for all of those that are wondering...I am due in September and we are having a boy. We weren't going to find out the sex, but I couldn't resist, it was too much temptation. To be fair, I knew I was having a boy already, but I just wanted it confirmed so I could get my mind around it cause I kinda wanted another girl. I felt better after I went shopping for boys clothes, shopping tends to fix all of my problems. Let it be known, I am currently very excited for a boy even though it took some time.

12 comments:

Naomi said...

Hey Jenny, so glad you made it home safely and survived your 4 day drive. I still can't believe you guys braved that. Was meaning to chat with you since you've been back but things have been so crazy in this house with family coming, going, coming, going and on and on and not to mention our two day trip to and back from Palmyra. When things slow down here we'll definately have to get together and catch up! :)

*julie* said...

WOW!! Great job driving back! And I can hardly wait to meet baby boy Wilson, even if only by pictures at first. September is just around the corner! Well, maybe two corners, but still, he's coming soon!

M said...

Congratulations on getting home in one piece and on having a boy!

Tyler said...

Jen, sorry we missed you here in AZ. I was up in UT for a couple of weeks. Would have loved to meet your family. Try not to miss AZ too much. It's been fun for me so far.

Crazymamaof6 said...

whoohoo glad you made it home safe! love a GPS! and good to know about the adult super stores, and rest stops. and so glad you feel comfortable driving around town now. yay! and SUPER HUGE congrats on having a boy! shopping makes everything better for me too, and there is some darn cute boy stuff out there!

arizonamama said...

Jenny,
I emailed you back but wonder if you got it. It's good to hear from you. I love the entertaining posts. Email me at lj_cj@yahoo.com. -Cameo

Erin said...

I'm glad to hear you and the car made it home in one piece. I am a little sad about the GPS, I was looking forward to Jenny lost stories.

I guess I'll have to hold out for buckets stuck under cadillacs while driving down the freeway. Oh wait, you already did that.

By the way, that is Carrie Gonzales (Castillo) in the pic with me. Hard to believe still friends after all these years. :)

Erica said...

Glad you made it back safe and sound (that is such a mom comment...who am I??). Seriously, GPS is our Jersey God. We have named her Sheila. I love her.

Kasey said...

Congrats on the baby boy! That'll be fun.

The Halls said...

so glad to hear you guys made it back in one piece! I am so happy you are having a boy they are so much fun!!! and way more easy going no drama!! big congrats!!

Lacey said...

These are some of the best laughs I have had in AGES! you are so hilarious and your blog is to die for!!! I used to think boy babies would be such a drag until I got mine and I actually think he is more fun than my girl was if you can believe that! Totally excited for you!! And thanks for gracing my blog with your darling presence :)

The Jones Fam said...

Hi Jenny.

Jake Jones here. Remember me? It was fun to run into your blog and read up on your life! Congrats on
a) The new car
b) The new baby
c) Being brave enough to drive in Jersey City!

By the way, those were in no particular order. When are you due? Which number is this for you? We're expecting #4 in January and it's a boy too! Fun. Take care!

Jake